Scarecrow Building 2019

July 4, 2019

Proudly introducing “muffin-top” the mermaid.

Here are our top tips for scarecrow building.

1. Watch YouTube

2. Wander down to collect straw with a baby, husband and two dogs. What could go wrong??

3. Find a cat on the straw. Que dogs gone mad.

4. Let hubby do the graft while you wrestle the doggos and baba back up the road.

5.stuff tights.

1. Debate why it’s gone lumpy.

2. Laugh at the eBay body stocking you have to stuff

8.decide she looks anorexic and send hubby back for more straw

9.sew on a creepy face and hair

1. Spend 20 mins trying to decide the best way to mount her in the ground

2. Decide she has 12 chins and give her a chin lift with cable ties

3. Remember to add your number.